Monthly Archives: March 2011

Failure To Launch

This morning, as I leaned over my kitchen sink, shovelling giant handfuls of carrot cake into my mouth and praying that the baby wouldn’t wake up in the next thirty seconds I had a moment of clarity. Cake is not … Continue reading

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The return of (my)self

This time a year ago I was frantically planning a top secret birthday party for the fella before we went off to Rome for a romantical adventure. It was BRILLIANT. He got a massive fright at the party (woot), and … Continue reading

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Don’t wake the baby!!!

This morning, I am writing from my bed. “Oh LOVELY” – I assume that’s what you’re saying. Actually, it’s not as idyllic as it sounds. I am covered in semi-dried baby vomit, as is my newly washed bed linen. The … Continue reading

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