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This Is The End
I haven’t blogged in so long it almost feels pointless to say this, but friends, this is the end of our fanny-hurting journey. As my boys get older and closer to being able to use Google, I realise that I … Continue reading
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Good news, and YAAAY IT’S WINTER
First of all, thank you to all the people who took the time to email, comment, Facebook or tweet me about the night terrors; you absolutely can’t know how much it has helped us. We have had marvellous success with … Continue reading
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The Night Terrors
Just when I thought that I had exhausted (literally) all aspects and topics of lack-of-sleep, my darling Mikey has gifted us all with a new one. For the last two months we have been living in the throws of the … Continue reading
I went on an online date
Last Saturday I got a blow dry, painted my nails, shaved my legs and applied seventeen layers of foundation. When I was done, I went on an online date. NO, you scurrilous brats, it was a date of MOTHERS. Nineteen … Continue reading
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On Prying Eyes Open With Cocktail Sticks
Sleep. Just Fucking Sleep. Since Matthew has started playschool my eyes have been opened to other women with the same hollow-eyed stare that I see when I look in the mirror every day. The slightly hunted look, the ever so … Continue reading
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High Ho, High Ho
We have reached an impasse. There is only so much more time I can spend with my children alone before I lose my mind. Every few months I start to feel antsy, and crave a life beyond the boys, where … Continue reading
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Nearly Dying. AGAIN
Last Friday, I nearly killed Mikey, by not catching him as he rolled head first down the entire flight of stairs in our house. This is made worse by the fact that two and a half years ago, I nearly … Continue reading
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Dear Other Women In The Supermarket
Dear Woman-in-the-supermarket, Let me break this down for you. I am the mother of two small boys. They are aged two and three. Do you know what that means? No, really. Do you KNOW what that means? That means: In … Continue reading
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And Then There Are Days Like These
Ah, the sweet rollercoaster of emotions that is parenting tiny people. Yesterday, I cried at the beautiful glory of my firstborn, today I cried because I wanted to wring his neck. I despise the online parents who pretend that every … Continue reading
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My baby is growing up. SOB.
Today, I brought Matthew to meet his playschool teacher. It was a morning of mixed emotions. He bounced out of bed at 5am, jumping up and down, desperate to get there now. I, moved slowly as a snail, weighed down … Continue reading